@writerPT: I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...
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@AIanHangover: Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.
@SCbchbum: Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.
@hipstermermaid: "The Shining" is my favorite documentary about what happens when you don't have an Internet connection.
@AimeeHelene1: *sips coffee* *thinks to myself as I walk away* Carol seems grumpy today... *takes another sip from Starbucks cup that says "Carol"*