@ShaunRightNow: I'm married, yet the only person that willingly goes down on their knees in front of my crotch is a 72 year old suit tailor named Pablo.
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@burntmybagel: My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him "doctor."
@AthenaMystique: Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice.
@robwhisman: ah excellent, an update to this software i use. think i'll select remind me in 4 hours twice a day for the next seven months