@ShaunRightNow: I'm married, yet the only person that willingly goes down on their knees in front of my crotch is a 72 year old suit tailor named Pablo.
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@iLikeCatShirts: Dads out on the dance floor just respecting the heck out of the fine craftsmanship of the wood and stain.
@Kendragarden: If I'm ever possessed, I hope the demon remembers these curls need product to bounce.
@PaperWash: Mother's Day is just an another made up holiday so the government can sell you more mothers