@tropicalenvy: I'm more hampster than gangster according to autocorrect
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@SortaBad: *panics during bank robbery* "Uhhhh hi yeah I'd like to put this gun in my safety deposit box"
@Bwomono: My mom has a habit of replying my texts with NOTED Me:I love you Mom: NOTED Me:Rebels have come and abducted your husband Mom: NOTED
@simoncholland: You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this preschool.