@jane_bot: I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker.
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@DavidKlein5: People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess.
@Brampersandon_: [Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave.
@TheBeerGuy73: A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch.