@CallMeDraper: I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants.
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@NotthatAdamWest: It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.
@TheToddWilliams: [waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I? "Don't worry. You're home in America" But…I'm Swedish! "World Emperor Trump will explain everything"
@TheTweetOfGod: Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS.
@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.