@CallMeDraper: I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants.
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@toastymoe: One of my co-workers just called the elevator a "vator". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call...
@Reverend_Scott: Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize.
@trojansauce: GIRL: would you like to go out for dinner sometime? ME:*nervously looks around* MY MUM: *appearing from nearby bush* he only eats lunchables