@CallMeDraper: I'm more of a leader than a follower, unless you're wearing yoga pants.
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@JermHimselfish: My doctor told me my testosterone level was unusually high. At least that's what I think he said, I could hardly hear him over the chainsaw.
@simoncholland: When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming.