@WittySassBasket: I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: If you're going to get a puppy to practice raising kids, you need to get like 50 of them.
@stockejock: Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.
@KimmyMonte: A burrito.. in a bowl? Sure that sounds great! And while you're at it, why don't you rip the blankets off me while I sleep, u piece of shit
@HiddleDeeDee: People who say a child's laughter is the best sound in the world have clearly never heard my dog eat a crouton.