@WittySassBasket: I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies.
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@internetluke: [shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?
@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.
@Mr_Kapowski: FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now
@JasonLight73: At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station