@WittySassBasket: I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies.
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@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
@davedittell: can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.