@Chumpstring: I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place.
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@WittySassBasket: *sharing a box of cereal with the cat* Me: Frosted Lucky Charms Cat: They're magically deliciOH, uh MEOW
@TheCatWhisprer: Relieved to finally get a new microchipped debit card that provides added security to protect the $13.68 in my checking account.
@SardonicTart: I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.