@Chumpstring: I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place.
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@Easy_Tiger__: Girls are like puppies. If you don't take them out enough, they'll poop on your rug. SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??
@ParaComedian09: If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue.
@TheRolo: I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you.