@Marlebean: I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
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@TheTweetOfGod: I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.
@weedguy420boner: why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway
@UncleDuke1969: Jim: I'm totally spacing out on a word. Me: OK J: What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink? M: Linda.