@Tuna_Lover: I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's.
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@TheSharona06: When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car.
@muyrando: Every once in a while I'll be driving while not eating and think, "Wow, this is way easier."
@TheToddWilliams: I have the ‘Luck of the Irish!’ Unfortunately it’s the ‘Great Potato Famine’ era ‘Luck of the Irish’.