@Tuna_Lover: I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's.
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@MelissaJoy33: I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people.
@LostFelicia: The number of Piña coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many.