@PabloGSerski: I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert.
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@spazrunsny: Telling a woman she's being unreasonable is like juggling lit torches while waist deep in gun powder.
@Reel2Dialog2: Dear woman I saw jog down a busy street, run into a liquor store, buy two bottles of wine, and then jog back home, Come back to me.
@DirtMcTurd: Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth