@theNuzzy: I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi.
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@richardosman: My daughter is in China and sends me photos of mis-translations. This is my new favourite.
@highwaytohelv: I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there.
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