@theNuzzy: I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi.
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@RidiculousSheri: Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS
@Charles_HRH: Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he "won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry". Well played, Great Britain. Job done.
@RichardWiseman: This is why you should never put a bald person on the front page of a newspaper