@envydatropic: I'm no auto mechanic but I'm pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
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@AbbeYaar: Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other.
@envydatropic: What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance
@panmidwest: HER: so what do you do? ME: i'm a mathemagician HER: you mean a mathematician? ME: [divides by zero] no