@LackOfShame: I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast.
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@SondraDeeMe: Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you.
@junejuly12: Nothing like suddenly seeing a spider on the ceiling to make you realize you don't need a nap anyway.
@Serious_Law_Guy: Me: Your honor, he's not asking the witness any questions. He's just reading Harry Potter to the jury. Judge: Yeah, I'm gonna allow it.
@Reverend_Scott: Call me old fashioned, but I think any woman that can open the lid of a jar by herself is a witch.