@nojeshua: I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism.
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@KimmyMonte: Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the street screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@runawaycupcake: Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests.