@TommyKarate: I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks.
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@dildointherough: Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers.
@Rollinintheseat: They say a woman deserves a man that looks at her every day like it's the first time he's seen her. It's wrong to promote Alzheimer's.
@PaperWash: [First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered