@MissHavisham: I’m no kind of intellectual, but my sister-in-law asked if “Edgar Allen Poe wrote the Romeo and Juliet book” and my kids share that family’s genes.
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@Jenn_H_Scott: When I worked at Olive Garden I once had a man get really mad at me because the red sauce was made with tomatoes and that's basically what it's like having kids
@poizngrl: I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family
@Gooooats: If you ask me to hold a bag of any kind of candy, all the red ones will be gone before you get it back.