@llvvzz: I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication.
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@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?
@VestaTot: There's a little girl's voice that sings lullabies in my guest room closet but don't mind her; she died years ago. Here's your blanket.
@VinnyPisciotta1: Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself.