@llvvzz: I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication.
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@TheRolo: I just spilled my last beer while reaching over to hit "ignore caller" on my phone. Why do bad things happen to good people?
@rickolantern: Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.
@Sickayduh: DAD: What happened to your car? SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now