@llvvzz: I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication.
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@AnniemuMary: Two sales people approached me at the furniture store. I'm following the one who called me Miss. The Hello Ma'am one should take note.
@dyldonot: [consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokémon collection?
@QwertyJones3: [Me narrating a documentary on guerrilla warfare] And here's more footage of people, but I'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now..
@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.