@Tuna_Lover: I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.
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@abbycohenwl: I never thought I'd meet the man of my dreams while I was out running errands in sweat pants with no make-up on. And I was right
@Jay_FrickinLynn: I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.
@StellaGMaddox: My daughter wrote, "I will see you every day of our lives," on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now.