@Tuna_Lover: I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.
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@MomOfTeen: Bought some expensive neck cream. Directions say to apply it twice daily. If I slather it on every hour, I'll have the neck of a teen.
@ThisOneSayz: 6 wakes me at 6:30am: wanna play a game? Me: go hide! 1, 2, 3... 6: you'll never find me! Me: *goes back to sleep*