@Tuna_Lover: I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested.
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@DaddyJew: Interviewer: If I called your former boss right now and asked him- Me: *smacks the phone out of his hand* don't do that
@KatieBurnett: Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago