@1Happytwit: I'm not a mechanic so I don't know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.
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@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@PaulyPeligroso: "Oh, hey! I didn't even recognize you!" means "I saw you and tried to avoid you, but here you are."