@ktmcburr: I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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@AristotlesNZ: Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: "Nothing. I'm good." WHEN DO WE WANT IT? "Seriously, knock it off." I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! "I can see that..
@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building