@usermcuserface: I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons.
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@NoTheOtherJohn: [Inside Trojan Horse] OTHER GREEKS: *fearful/anxious silence* ME: This is my first sleepover
@SteveSuckington: *Wife screams* "THERES A RACCOON IN THE HOUSE. GET IT OUT" *I approach, raccoon cracks it's knuckles. I turn around* "It's his house now"
@POTerritory: Buzzfeed be like, "Tell us what Hogwarts house you think your dog belongs in and we'll tell you what you had for breakfast."
@shawnspree: I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital.