@OhYeahILied: "I'm not a violent person but people can change", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food.
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@Kalarlis: holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?
@Reverend_Scott: The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. "Looks like they worshiped apples." said one archeologist.
@kellyoxford: Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer.