@Ilovelamp1979: I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down.
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@BackrowSeats: If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat.
@UnicornSyrup: Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
@dshack8: "Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated." Drunks & toddlers.