@Ilovelamp1979: I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down.
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@TheCatWhisprer: I could never be a starving artist because the first time I got hungry I'd be like that's enough art.
@Tmoney68: June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: "That gives me an idea."
@partlyfunny: If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you.