@Ilovelamp1979: I'm not a violent person. I just really enjoy assisting people in falling down.
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@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
@Muath_tu: I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold.
@RocketRankoon: "So, do you play any instruments?" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*
@daemonic3: "Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight" - The Swiss Army