@CelebrityChez: I'm not afraid to admit that I'm not the sharpest elevator in the sea.
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@ChickenFrecklez: Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children.
@mattgallo123: <job interview> It says here on your resume that you are a "self-proclaimed man of few words." Would you like to elaborate on that? Me: no
@smint: Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?