@shkeeber: I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back.
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@gorrdano: McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's "I'm a slave for you" before ordering.
@juliussharpe: People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
@butterwolf: I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card.