@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons
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@LexReturns: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
@GreenishDuck: Text your dad "egg salad sandwich" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken.