@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons
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@mess_of_petals: [My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours.
@valentinebaby82: Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well
@13spencer: I'm going back to work tomorrow after the holiday break, which means playing that annual game: What food is rotting in the office kitchen?
@TragicAllyHere: If you guys don't do my "Funeral Ideas" Pinterest board justice at my funeral, I will haunt you so hard *pinning ideas to "Haunting" board*