@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons
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@seriouslyemily: This girls skirt is so short I can see how many times her dad missed a dance recital from here.
@VancityReynolds: Tinder isn't a babysitting app. Apologies to Crystal and Janine for the misunderstanding.
@SissiSay: Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.