@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed to use the credit card anymore, last month I bought 43 falcons
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@YayatiSB: My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs.
@thepunningman: [first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience" [next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO
@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos