@OhNoSheTwitnt: I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say "let it go" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography.
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@trevso_electric: Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds.
@jensrmk: People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!
@envydatropic: Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created