@myles_morrison: I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic.
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@Girl_Censored: I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard...
@golub: 'Brexit' to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.
@ambamthankyamam: Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!