@myles_morrison: I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic.
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@PYWL: I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
@Zoozich: I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today.
@tayandmae: According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later
@ehdannyboy: I took biscuits with me on a date once. She called me a weirdo and said that biscuits was a stupid name for a cat.