@SavoirFail: I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing.
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@ninjadinosaur1: No, I don't want to hang out at your house. Your pot to snacks ratio is all off.
@NurseMurderer: I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop.