@SavoirFail: I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing.
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@mortimermaiden: Me: I'm gonna renovate the house once I get my promotion. After that, kids maybe? Date: Are you still talking about The Sims? Me: Of course.
@sumpeoplelikeit: Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative.
@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.