@SavoirFail: I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing.
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@crylenol: I crunched the numbers and this is just incredible. what isn't he telling us. #Sharknado3
@NathanBgood: "Can't beat fresh apple pie" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. "Wrong" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER.
@LilBlueBlood: Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car