@SavoirFail: I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing.
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@trevso_electric: My girlfriend steals all the blankets in her sleep and I wake up cold, next to an adorable linen burrito.
@jazmasta: Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb.
@TheThryll: You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.