@vulcan_kelly: I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall
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@lilgapeach32: You can tell a lot about a woman by how she slices brownies. For example: if she throws the knife at you, you should pick up some midol.
@MatthewACherry: Lack of diversity in period pieces is wild. It's as if black ppl were invented during slavery got discontinued then relaunched in the 60s.
@MamaFlores: 5yo slooowly walks by: "Hi, mom and dad." 4yo slooowly walks by: "Hi, mom and dad." CODE RED CODE RED
@SamGrittner: BARNES: "What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?" NOBLE: "Let's sell books!" AND: "This is why we make such a great team."