@vodkachrome: I'm not even sure I remember how to have sex without holding my phone.
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@cogentanalysis: "I want the box where I poop to smell like my poop or else I won't want to poop there. Whoa whoa, not THAT much like my poop! Jesus!" - cats
@Thedudish: My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk
@gojarbe: "and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"