@Jay1972Jay: I'm not fat. I'm famine proof.
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@Thrill_Tweeter: People with FB statuses like, "I'm so angry right now", then when someone says, "What's up?" they reply, "I'll text you." WHAT ABOUT US?
@huntigula: if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape
@SteveSuckington: Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee
@markedly: ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: 😊 P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya