@mdob11: I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.
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@Brianhopecomedy: "Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked." - my 2 year old
@hazelmotes1: When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue.
@recoveringbapti: The word "Diputseromneve" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid...