@mdob11: I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.
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@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.
@realHamOnWry: Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Me: Of course...we have free healthcare. #Canada150th
@Elizasoul80: I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like "you can totally take him."