@mdob11: I'm not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.
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@SCbchbum: Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing.
@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
@ThaJawn: Me: *trying to be cool* Scotch Bartender: Preference? Me: *nervously* hop Bartender: Bout time! *breaks out sidewalk chalk*