@gagging: I'm not going to sugar coat this - you have diabetes
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@murrman5: [wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing a shirt" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote
@Sarcasticsapien: Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right.
@TheBoydP: Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex...