@mattZillaaaa: I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down
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@ANastyGorilla: If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?
@nerdreign: I worry that people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" may have missed a Science class or two.
@SuperTeeWhy: Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die
@birbigs: A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM