@GaryJanetti: "I'm not good at goodbyes." I am. See ya.
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@SadPeruna: If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons.
@juanadog: *kicks door down* *realizes its the wrong house* *leaves* *comes back with tool bag* *fixes door* *apologizes*
@0point5twins: Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine? Stuck in an elaborate lie after putting my music on shuffle at a party.
@AntiJokeJamal: A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.