Funny Tweeter

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@AndRyanTF: I'm not high! - high people

I'm not drunk! - drunk people

I'm not lying! - lying people

I'm not gay! - my brother

I’m not high! – high people

I’m not drunk! – drunk people

I’m not lying! – lying people

I’m not gay! – my brother