@NikiWithIssues: I'm not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool.
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@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS: 1) Feed a cold. 2) Starve a fever. 3) Make fever watch cold eat. 4) Tell cold he’s a good boy. 5) Look at fever with disdain.
@rainsutton: Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done.
@DaveAhdoot: Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple