@heidi420x: I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid.
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@Duke1173: They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
@chuuew: Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house
@TheFearBoners: I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!