@Cali_Kid_Mike: I'm not into anything "weird", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF.
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@Rollmaninoz: [starbucks] ME: I'll have a mocha latte an can I get an extra sho- Eminem: *wearing apron* YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT
@AdamBroud: HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor