@Cali_Kid_Mike: I'm not into anything "weird", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF.
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@batkaren: [5:30AM] BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up. BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame.
@ScubavelliDeux: *whispers seductively in your ear* "...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."
@bornmiserable: Always the bridesmaid, never the winner of the office costume party because I keep going as a bridesmaid