@LuvPug: I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on.
@sophienuuttall: single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008
@RandiLawson: Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy.
@ThaJawn: *skips away in terror
@_xLNc: A woman drives into a bar.
@notfaizzy: If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you.