@LuvPug: I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on.
@GrandadJFreeman: My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.
@SadPeruna: Because one Duran just wasn't enough.
@wendchymes: Just caught a glimpse of myself naked -
Apologies in advance to my coroner
@trevso_electric: My subconscious wants Thai food but my inner goddess wants pizza.
@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.