@LuvPug: I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on.
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@j88ess: Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013. Stare at your phone like a normal person
@MsBross: Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
@mcclure111: Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft