@laurenlapkus: I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's "late enough" to go down my chimney
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@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.
@DebraMuffin: The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can.