@laurenlapkus: I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's "late enough" to go down my chimney
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@WilliamAder: While I fully intended to "sleep my way to the top," it appears I've napped my way to the middle.
@NicestHippo: I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out "This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"
@Tmoney68: I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward.
@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best