@laurenlapkus: I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's "late enough" to go down my chimney
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@Robinbuble: Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van.
@Deurb1: She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing.
@MrsFancyPants77: Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation.