@laurenlapkus: I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's "late enough" to go down my chimney
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@fricken_jess: Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably.
@GrantTanaka: Nice Confederate flag bro, way to commemorate coming in second place in a civil war.
@rzarosco: "We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist
@Matt_The_1st: Me: yes, I'll take the free burger Cashier: sir, you have to buy one to get one Me: I only want one though, the free one