@RobinMcCauley: I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH other people at you.
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@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.
@philyuck: Dominos dropped the “pizza” from its name because they’re not legally allowed to call that pizza.
@EliTerry: "Our relationship is nice because we can sit silently and still have fun." - cool thing to say to the person in bathroom stall next to you.
@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!