@RobinMcCauley: I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH other people at you.
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@BruceForce: My gangsta career was brought to an abrupt and tragic end when my homies caught me sipping on a frappucino doing my taxes
@AbbyHasIssues: How to use a credit card machine: 1. Insert card. 2. Don't remove it yet. 3. Nope, still not yet. 4. Yeah, not yet either. 5. REMOVE CARD NOW! OH MY GOD DON'T MAKE ME KEEP BEEPING AT YOU LIKE A BOMB IS ABOUT TO GO OFF!