@jimmy_sharpe: I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away.
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@jonnysun: i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg
@russbengtson: The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant.
@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.