@jimmy_sharpe: I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@truegritrumble: ME: *taking their hand* It's okay. We all struggle with connecting. RABBID RACCOON: *hissing & desperately trying to wrench its hand free*
@MrBikferd: Guys: when you're shaving, do the Hitler part first. You don't want to get interrupted and then be running around with just the Hitler part.
@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.
@jackiembouvier: Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is "we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"