@Donna_McCoy: I'm not leaving a will. My final act will be giving my family one more thing to fight about.
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@robdelaney: The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying.
@P1ssed_K1d: AROMATHERAPY CONUNDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing? #retweet #grief