@ednition: I'm not letting anyone into my head until I've cleaned up the place.
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@prufrockluvsong: I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull. "Sorry, I've been working out." I say.
@MartaEffing: [Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*
@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.
@Be___Dope: :office birthday party: CW: Would you like to sign the card? Me: Nah, just here for the cake. Karen will understand. CW: His name is Joe.