@ednition: I'm not letting anyone into my head until I've cleaned up the place.
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@TYrannosaurus: *sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.
@hoops_Daddy: Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance.
@truegritrumble: ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting.