@Rlpihl: I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar
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@craiguito: My ex used to say there was one person for everyone. I didn't realise he planned to be that person
@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them.
@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."
@MacAnnabella: People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride.