@Rlpihl: I'm not Madagascar, I'm just disappointedgascar
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@radtoria: [intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously.
@vikkaroni: Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine.
@Donna_McCoy: Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?