@Naked_Wombat: I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
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@randomlawless: Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember "breast, thighs, moist & hot"
@NickBossRoss: Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
@_Enanem_: I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter.
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.