@jwalkonthemoon: I'm not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had.
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@Home_Halfway: BARISTA: I have an order for...God? Is there a God? [no one answers] ATHEIST: Haha told ya GOD: *exiting bathroom* Sorry I'm here ATH: Shit
@duplicitron: I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat.
@UncleDuke1969: I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)