@GetCougarized: I'm not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I'm the one your Father highly recommended.
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@ieatanddrink: Cool prank: Dig up 200 earthworms. I will tell you about the rest of the prank later
@weeziepeezy: No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse
@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
@thatdutchperson: [about to message girl he likes] Me: I should just talk to her like I would anyone else. Be myself. And not act stupid. Brain: OR